• The Kiefer Booth Machine

    By Petros Cowley Be no less excited than last time! Even more! Hurray! Here comes another of my supremely important stories for the spiritual and bodily edification of all mankind! For now, most unfortunately, it is not yet at its completion, but until that evitable moment, it shall be added to at a certain rate.…


  • How John came out of the Toilet (The worst photograph ever)

    By Petros Cowley The fifth in a sequence of very important stories for the edification of all mankind. What’s this next room? Martin asked Quentin. Quentin said nothing.On the wall by the entrance there hung a panel. What’s this say? Transcendental Photography. By Jasmine Hat. Unusual name. A collection of photographs revealing the hidden aspects…


  • The Uprising (They’ve got faces on their heads)

    By Petros Cowley Another very important story for the edification of all mankind. (This one really is total rubbish. Crap and inexplicable. A disturbed laziness of idiocy. A true poverty, a pestilence, a curse. I dare you to read it, you fucking coward.) 1.1        It was high tide on the men’s toilet floor. Lord Ethelbert…