• The Occupier (How John remained in the toilet)

    By Petros Cowley The third in a sequence of very important stories for the edification of all mankind. Knock! Knock! Knock!             Pete turned and returned upstairs, depositing himself recumbently onto an invertebrate. The flabby thing, with a slow release of bagpiping wind, sank sadly under Pete’s weight; sank sadly until he felt his hip…