The Petrosebsite

  • So Much for Konstantyn – Vegetable Dread

    By Petros Cowley All that follows is a mysterious story. As ever, I entirely disavow the creation of this ridiculous text. I apologise as many times as you wish me to and following whatever pattern of notes so that you might enjoy a particular song while I’m at it. In fact, I am writing this…

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  • The Occupier (How John remained in the toilet)

    By Petros Cowley The third in a sequence of very important stories for the edification of all mankind. Knock! Knock! Knock!             Pete turned and returned upstairs, depositing himself recumbently onto an invertebrate. The flabby thing, with a slow release of bagpiping wind, sank sadly under Pete’s weight; sank sadly until he felt his hip…

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