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The Occupier (How John remained in the toilet)
By Petros Cowley The third in a sequence of very important stories for the edification of all mankind. Knock! Knock! Knock! Pete turned and returned upstairs, depositing himself recumbently onto an invertebrate. The flabby thing, with a slow release of bagpiping wind, sank sadly under Pete’s weight; sank sadly until he felt his hip…
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