The Petrosebsite

  • How John came out of the Toilet (The worst photograph ever)

    By Petros Cowley The fifth in a sequence of very important stories for the edification of all mankind. What’s this next room? Martin asked Quentin. Quentin said nothing.On the wall by the entrance there hung a panel. What’s this say? Transcendental Photography. By Jasmine Hat. Unusual name. A collection of photographs revealing the hidden aspects…

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  • The Uprising (They’ve got faces on their heads)

    By Petros Cowley Another very important story for the edification of all mankind. (This one really is total rubbish. Crap and inexplicable. A disturbed laziness of idiocy. A true poverty, a pestilence, a curse. I dare you to read it, you fucking coward.) 1.1        It was high tide on the men’s toilet floor. Lord Ethelbert…

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  • An Eerie Place (A warning to two more Welshmen)

    By Petros Cowley The second in a sequence of very important stories for the edification of all mankind. … NHS Paramedic’s Incident Report To be completed within 24 hours of the accident/incident Date of incident: 31/10/2010                                                 Time of incident: ~11:00        Name of injured person: Simon Grant                                                                                   Description of incident: We were alerted to a…

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  • Luminaries (They are Bald)

    By Petros Cowley The first in a sequence of very important stories for the edification of mankind. A whiskey dusk poured down over the horizon, bathing the crowns of the birch ahead, their golden leaves. A road of stone ran away before these trees, and the grass before that grew unseasonably green. Little saffron florae…

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