• Abraham’s Exciting Holiday (François Hollande and the Gambling Sphinx)

    By Petros Cowley The fourth in a sequence of very important stories for the edification of all mankind. ‘Neath scarlet winter dawn draw forth these souls, through sleeping, grit-salted streets, a solemn band o’ men by marvel o’ steel chariot. Deputed o’ the Princes Drive Recycling Centre by wise magi o’ the Warwickshire District Council,…